boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag
when your favorite band starts to play on the radio:
This website has permanently skewed my perception of reality because this gif makes perfect sense.
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life