boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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dwarferinthetardis:

babeimgonnaleaveu:

when your favorite band starts to play on the radio:

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This website has permanently skewed my perception of reality because this gif makes perfect sense.

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

straight white boy problem #87631